When regular old Lorem Ipsum just wont do.

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For most designers/developers, Lorem Ipsum is a familiar term.

Lorem Ipsum is the ‘go to’ website for generating placeholder text for brochures, websites etc, before the real life copy has even been written or arrived. I’ve generated hundreds of paragraphs of the stuff, and likely so have you. But it’s always so serious. And predictable. And when was the last time is actually made you laugh?
Introducing some fun alternatives:

Bogan Ipsum

Try it yourself:
It’ll be holy dooley! heaps come a ripper. Flat out like a greenie when as stands out like ripper. Flat out like a ten clicks away mate trent from punchy roo bar. shag on a rock no worries lets get some booze bus. It’ll be ford with as busy as a khe sanh. Flat out like a ripper with as busy as a bounce. She’ll be right vb bloody come a true blue.

Beer Ipsum  – The perfect ipsum choice for a Friday

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Fermenting yeast barleywine secondary fermentation grainy keg! bottle conditioning caramel malt, lager. enzymes, microbrewery crystal malt. gravity bung bunghole barleywine, sour/acidic reinheitsgebot autolysis carbonation; black malt. additive, mouthfeel final gravity becher beer hard cider pitching. biere de garde wort chiller cold filter: brew kettle cask conditioning pilsner gravity pint glass!

Pirate Ipsum

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Arr pink Yellow Jack overhaul provost boatswain chase ho prow galleon. Warp topsail doubloon maroon draught ho yard splice the main brace lanyard bilge rat. Keelhaul careen port bilge topmast capstan fathom black spot main sheet cackle fruit. Cackle fruit sutler heave down tender hail-shot driver fathom nipper Plate Fleet Pieces of Eight. Brethren of the Coast hempen halter scuppers bilge hardtack Plate Fleet killick Pieces of Eight swing the lead ballast. Squiffy grapple bowsprit pirate come about barkadeer warp fathom yawl draught. Chantey Arr interloper landlubber or just lubber to go on account crack Jennys tea cup main sheet reef poop deck bilged on her anchor. Maroon fire ship avast strike colors sutler long boat Sea Legs piracy flogging boatswain. Mizzen port quarter barkadeer rigging no prey, no pay Corsair parley pirate reef sails.

Gangsta Ipsum


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ipsum ma nizzle izzle amizzle, consectetizzle adipiscing boom shackalack. Nullizzle shizznit velizzle, aliquet tellivizzle, suscipit bow wow wow, vizzle, da bomb. Pellentesque eget tortor. Sed eros. We gonna chung izzle dolor dapibizzle turpis tempizzle tempor. Maurizzle dope nibh izzle turpis. Fo shizzle in we gonna chung. Pellentesque daahng dawg rhoncizzle shizznit. Pimpin’ hac habitasse platea nizzle. Mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa dapibizzle. Curabitizzle tellus you son of a bizzle, pretium brizzle, mattizzle ac, eleifend vitae, nunc. Boofron suscipizzle. Integizzle sempizzle velit fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle purizzle.

Bacon Ipsum

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Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet leberkas tempor spare ribs et. Ad minim cillum, ut elit do beef ribs spare ribs laborum turkey commodo. Doner meatloaf fugiat tri-tip, pork loin eiusmod veniam laborum pork chop kielbasa ad. Pork belly salami turkey, meatball rump in proident.

Hipster ipsum

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Vegan iPhone try-hard helvetica letterpress jean shorts. Mustache bicycle rights selfies try-hard. Pork belly fingerstache iPhone, VHS Wes Anderson Vice lo-fi asymmetrical bespoke viral flannel. Cray narwhal Pitchfork letterpress, cliche single-origin coffee PBR&B synth seitan. Marfa semiotics asymmetrical occupy. Kale chips readymade twee, chillwave bicycle rights McSweeney’s jean shorts banjo. Asymmetrical synth Vice four loko, letterpress shabby chic freegan ugh Neutra.
And last but not least…..
Samuel L. Ipsum – complete with html tags! *language warning*
<!– start slipsum code –>
<h1>No man, I don’t eat pork</h1>
<p>Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain’s going to be? He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back when… You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass. </p>
Happy friday!